Breaking Fake News: For the One Percent Only — Ground Broken for New DAPL Tower In ND at Standing Rock

March 6, 2017 at 7:31 pm (creative writing, culture, education, entertainment, environment, ethics, exploring interconnectedness, fiction, humor, Indigenous People, issues, journalism, Lakota, literary fiction, Native Americans, people, politics, random, religion, satire, Standing Rock Reservation, Uncategorized, Writing)
Tags: #45, #NoDAPL, DAPL, Digital Smoke Signals, drone, drone footage, Melania, Myron Dewey, ND, one percent, Sacred Stone Camp, satire, Tower, Water Protectors

BREAKING FAKE NEWS:
Prime Real Estate Package Deal Has Green Light.

New Gold Plated DAPL Tower at Standing Rock, ND will offer River Views, breathtaking barricade vistas, hot red clay mud baths with pepper spray on the side, Border Patrol helicopter rides, and 24/7 security by Morton County, ND free of charge. Please do not tip the Police as it breeds bad legal habits.
Never-ending junk food buffet offered 24/7 with Room Service menu offering only the best GMO corn feed beef steaks taxpayer money can buy.

Book your rooms today!

For an extra fee booking of just $250,000 you too can attend the ribbon cutting grand opening with Melania wielding the scissors. We’ve secured her appearance with a fee which will remain undisclosed in respect for her privacy.

Be advised: No Water Protectors, Native or Non-Native, will be allowed to rent rooms. There will be no Prayer Ceremonies except for those performed by the Deluxe Red Apple Band.
Can’t wait to see you in North Dakota after the climate changes and the palm trees have taken root and leafed out.

Myron Dewey ~ Digital Smoke Signals Drones at Work

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