As The Borg say–> “Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.”
I’ve given up resisting the faux serious slant this post on The Wild demands to take.
Deal with it.
Or not. No one is stopping you from cybersurfing to greener Wild blogland pastures.
Git along little bloggers. 🙂
Some inanity offering deadly serious insights into modern contemporary humankind:
Dude vs. Wild – The Arctic
Still think there’s hope for domesticated humanity?
Yeah, hey I’ve got an oil rig you can buy cheap. Yep, you too can pump your own gasoline.
S&H Green Stamps anyone?
You heard the background music, right?
The Wild reality which is steadily vanishing due to exploding human bomb explosions in all directions and humankind’s absolute disregard for all other living things:
Wild ~ National Geographic Living Music Action
Metaphorical musical creativity regarding things out of their cages:
LP ~ Into The Wild
“Who let the birds out?”
“As in the ladies?”
“No, the bird, literally.”
“Oh bummer. I guess this isn’t an escort parody advert featuring Thelma and Louise. Damn.”
“Nope. Sorry. No wolf whistling allowed today.”
Hmm, no obese wolves fattened on prime Angus cattle or milk-fed lamb-burgers. Just, well, inflated zebras and friends playing dodge ball.
“Give it a try. Come on, don’t be shy.”
“Don’t wanna. No way.”
“Ah come on, that’s what that fast food tummy is for–rolly poly games. Get ready for the next reality show.”
“What’s with these dudes?”
Steppenwolf ~ Born to be Wild
“Someone needs a barber.”
“Where did those leather pants come from? Is that your brother’s skin on the singer’s ass?”
I’m not so sure how this got here. True confession time: the snakes enticed me all the way. Intense music though, right? Makes you wonder about what people will do for television ratings. Or should that be, what they won’t do?
Born to be Wild
Published on Jan 22, 2014
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Born to be Wild is a travel and wildlife show of GMA Network aired every Wednesday nights and hosted by Kiko Rustia and Nielsen Donato, formerly hosted by Ferdinand Recio and Romi Garduce. On August 4, 2010, the show began to shot in high definition format, although it still being aired in standard definition. The travel and wildlife program named after the Warner Bros. family comedy film of the same name.
“Born to be Wild” is the Philippine’s very first nature documentary show on Philippine television. It features stories about wildlife and the environment and its hosts’ weekly expeditions to the country’s wildest frontiers. Hosts Dr. Nielsen Donato Dr. Ferdz Recio
Former hosts Romi Garduce Kiko Rustia Mariz Umali
Awards and recognition New York Festivals Finalist Certificate (Nature & Wildlife Category), Born to be Wild’s (The Born Expeditions Finale episode
1st ASEAN Champions of Biodiversity 1st ASEAN Biodiversity Champion, Media Category
Climate Change Commission Fr. Neri Satur Award for Environmental Heroism Awardee
Gandingan: UPLB Isko’t Iska’s Broadcast Choice Awards 2014 Best Environment-Oriented Program
Born to be Wild FULL Episode 01 22 14 GMA 7 Kapuso Born to be Wild FULL Episode 22 JANUARY 2014 GMA 7 Kapuso Born to be Wild FULL Episode 01-22-2014 GMA 7 Kapuso Born to be Wild FULL Episode 01-22-14 GMA 7 Kapus
We are the Borg Question–Are The Borg the ultimate in “wild” or the ultimate in “un-wild”–the conforming, domesticated creatures who have forgotten their true natures and individuality which makes them unique?
Comments? Questions? Funny stories?
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